Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?