Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Where does food go to take a nap?