Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?