Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?