Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Can February March?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?