Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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