Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
It's Crowded!
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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