Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do rhinos charge?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
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