What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Did you know that felines don't bite?