What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What kind of music do planets like?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?