If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What animal floats best?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is the coolest country?