What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What are baby potatoes called?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where does a camper keep his money?