Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What tree has the most bark?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?