When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call an Irish spider?