Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?