What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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