What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How much does freedom weigh?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?