What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did March say to the madness?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do ducks have for lunch?