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What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What does Rudolph call his wife?