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Why are skeletons so calm?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How is cat food sold?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's the most determined bird?