What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?