What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How do amoebas make calls?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
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