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He's playing paw-some.
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
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