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He's playing paw-some.
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How do you get straight A's?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
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