What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
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