What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
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