Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?