What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
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