How much money does a skunk have?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?