What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?