What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the wolf say to the flea?