How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How are mountains able to see?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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