Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the broom late for school?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the bunny upset?
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