What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

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What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call a hairless poodle?