Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do you call hiking college students?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are all priests fit?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do books sleep?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
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