Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
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