What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the bee sad?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do naked fish play with?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?