Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a goose's favorite book?
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