What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?