Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

How long do chickens work?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?