Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What do insects learn at school?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
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