Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kind of bird can write?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
When do mice play every day?
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