What do trees keep as a pet?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?