What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Guitarists are so stressed out.