What reads and lives in an apple?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?