What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Do dads always snore?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which singer could always break a five?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?