What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How is cat food sold?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why are baseball games at night?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?