What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call the king of vegetables?