Families are like fudge.

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

How do you compliment a cat?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which is the worst season?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How does one gelatin greet another?