What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the salad say to its dad?