What animal knows kung fu?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What animal could Noah not trust?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?