How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
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