How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How long will dinner be?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is grass so dangerous?
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