What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?