What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?