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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How do you talk to a giant?

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What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?