When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Which music festival was full of lumber?