Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

If you need help building an ark..

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?