What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which computer won the talent show?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?