Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

When does a horse talk?

Are baby skunks cute?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?