What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What fish sings the best?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?