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What do golfers drink on the green?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?