Where do pigs learn magic?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What kind of bird can write?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the cow cross the road?