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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?