What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a happy cowboy?