What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?