What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?