Why did the turkey join the band?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?