What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?