What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?