What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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