Why are all priests fit?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do birds go to drink?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?