Which state has the best streets?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why are cars magic?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why was the cat so small?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?