What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are winter days great?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did autumn say to summer?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do cats use to beat eggs?