Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Someone stole my mood ring!
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