Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
It's Crowded!
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!