Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you measure a millennial?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What fish sings the best?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a horse's favorite car?
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