Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What siblings are always sad?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you compliment a cat?
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