What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why are stones so good at music?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which cats have the best manners?

Someone stole my mood ring!