Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the snake name his daughter?
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