What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's the friendliest national park?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?