Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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