What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?