Why do math teachers love March?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How do hurricanes see?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?