What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's the noisiest food?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?