How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the professor write on the window?