Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a pig thief?