Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is sand so optimistic?
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