What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who granted the fish a wish?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?