Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!