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What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?