What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

How do automobiles fly?