What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Where do hamsters come from?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?