Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's the holiest insect?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

When is Dad's bedtime?