What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where do snowmen go to dance?