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Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How can you make 7 even?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do you compliment a cat?