What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why do mice need oiling?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?