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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the foal cough?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?