Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How do you get kids to do something?