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How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?