What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which dog belongs in a band?
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