My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which animals make the most honest judges?