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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?