What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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