What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What animal likes to party the most?

Which computer won the talent show?