Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
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