What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?