Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How long will dinner be?