What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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