What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which animal is the most religious?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Where does water do all its banking?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?