What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What do you call a short cow?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which singer could always break a five?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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