Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

When do mice play every day?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What's E.T. short for?

Which former US President was always cold?

Where do clowns go on vacation?