What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

I'm not a bad putter.

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?