Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?