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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

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What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What bird helps you stay dry?

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