What do you call the pig that does karate?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which state has the best streets?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What words make the best athletes?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What type of music do frogs listen to?