What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
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