Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What does an attorney say when getting married?