Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which plant has the best roar?
Families are like fudge.
What do insects learn at school?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do jokesters study in college?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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