Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How long do chickens work?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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