Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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