Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
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