What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
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