What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the most masculine animal?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
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