What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What was the first animal in space?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
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