How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do cats wear to work?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why is a computer so smart?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?