What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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