What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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