Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

A book just fell on my head.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?