Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?