Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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