How do you get straight A's?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do kids love theater classes?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What math figure is also in the band?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?