Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which animals make the best football players?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do pigs do over the summer?