Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a Zen egg?