What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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