What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do bees get to school?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal always goes to heaven?
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