What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's the holiest insect?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?