What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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