What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are winter days great?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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