What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
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