What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are all priests fit?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do fish do at parades?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
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