What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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