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Why are bakers so good at math?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?