Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?