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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

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What kind of dog chases anything red?