Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?