What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How did the toad die?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?