What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
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