What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?