What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
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