What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What siblings are always sad?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How do you get a country girl to like you?