Why did the turkey cross the road?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?