Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
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