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How do bears keep cool?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?