Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What color are all the books in the library?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
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