Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do elves learn in school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How are teens like cats?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
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