Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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