Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What animal always goes to heaven?