Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the loudest sport?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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