What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which animals make the best football players?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?