How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?