What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where does breakfast live?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?