What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?