What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
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