What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do fish do at parades?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?