What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why are cars magic?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?