What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where does a camper keep his money?