What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are grandkids so great?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What insect runs away from everything?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?