What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
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Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
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