What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How long do chickens work?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which fly makes films?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
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