Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which animal is the most religious?

What nationality are most fish?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?