Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?