How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?